Saturday, May 27, 2006

Bubbling excitement



This is the publicity picture for my new PowerPoint animation!!!! Cool right...An A380, Touareg and Kelisa...haha...it's evident I love cars...

Well let's all hope that I meet my deadline and get it fully done and released by July...

Yeah so excited!
Ian

Monday, May 22, 2006

Da Vinci Code: the world’s greatest twaddle

Yes, this controversial movie has made its debut here in Singapore, and many people are flocking to the cinemas to catch this supposedly ‘historical’ film, which I truly doubt.

I shall make my stand clear: I do not support this movie. Like many other Protestants, I condemn and denounce it for misleading innocent clueless normal moviegoers to convincingly believe whatever crap and idiosyncrasies Dan Brown has cooked up with in this fictitious film.

It has so deleteriously modified the untruth to claim to be the truth. I mean, just what can a highly acclaimed piece of renaissance work tell about the life of Jesus, Mary and the Bible? It is just pure art of the finest standard of religious nature, whose only aim is to faithfully depict The Last Supper. Nothing more. Full-stop. No hidden codes or messages.

This movie is a direct insult to the infallible Bible, which is inspired by the Lord our God, and imbecile Dan Brown can so courageously site it as untrue just through examining this magnificent Leonardo masterpiece. What he has done is to fabricate a logical story to attack the Bible and set it in historical context to fool people all over the world that the story he made is true and that the sacred text is nonsense.

This whole film is the biggest twaddle I have ever seen, and I hope it will be a failed attempt to disprove the Bible and hoodwink the public. Although Dan Brown has defended by stating that The Da Vince Code serves just pure viewing pleasure, but the content as been so successfully crafted that if I had not been a Christian, I would probably have been deluded too like many.

Others claim that we Christians are making a big unnecessary fuss over a usual film, but the reason for doing so is that the movie does not explicitly state that it is untrue, and hence we see it as a lousy work, which would only cause those whose faith is weak to crumble and be shaken. Instead, people have been urged to use the Da Vinci Code as a start to examine their beliefs to see if they are reliable and true. Oh cut the crap, if I were to rephrase this more bluntly, it would be asserting that the Bible is unreliable, untrue and filled with fallacies. But I tell you what, the one that is truly filled with fallacies is definitely not the Bible but the flawed movie itself.

The Bible has already prophesized that these things would happen towards the end times. Christianity would be challenged and foundations would be shaken, but it would not collapse, for one day in the near future, the Lord will come to earth to judge all and end the reign of the devil.

So the only way to eternal life and the one and only true God is through Christ himself. Believe, and you shall have it. Do not be deceived by the things of this horrid world.

“Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.” – Romans 10:13

And how true is that. Praise the Lord forever, for he lives.
Ian

Saturday, May 20, 2006

My ambivalence towards Macbook



Steve Jobs has almost ended the mighty reign of the PowerPC processors. It has come to an inevitable end with the arrival of the unsurpassable Intel Core Duo chips, boasting up to about 6 times faster than PowerPCs. This has opened the door also to dual OS, making the Macintosh more versatile and potently stronger than ever.

But never did I expect that change to be so sudden and quick. Now the only PowerPC left is the PowerMac G5. The Powerbooks 15 and 17 inch have been replaced with the outstanding Macbook Pro. And what about the iBooks and Powerbook 12 inch?

It has recently been swiped away as a newcomer replaces these two wonderful models on the shelves: the Macbook. It has finally become evident to me that Steve Jobs really wants the word ‘Mac’ to be incorporated into the names of the model.

My attitude towards the Macbook is rather ambivalent. I have just purchased my iBook roughly half a year ago for $2,388, and now, it has been deemed obsolete, in the blink of an eye. This does not frustrate me, but what does is that it is CHEAPER and FASTER and BETTER THAN MY FREAKING IBOOK 1.42!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This truly makes my blood boil. There is no justice! I’m paying more than a faster machine?! Huh????

One that has an almost invisible iSight camera, glossy widescreen, 2.0GHz Intel Core Duo which is 5.7 times faster, the whole new suite of iLife 06, a larger hard disk (by 20GB), front row with Apple remote, MagSafe Power Adapter, only for the mere price of $2,200 plus? Is it ever possible? It sounds like a dream!

Maybe I was a bit too impatient to wait half a year more…but now that this good news is smack right in my face, I have to admit that my iBook has been taken over. And Mu Yao and Weng Keong now come and suan me lah! Ah, ask me if I want to buy the black version when THEY DAMN IT KNOW I CAN’T BUY IT. Ok lah, you all will be tinkling around with your new, fast toy soon I know, and I’ll be stuck up with my white PowerPC thing and you can go around boasting about your Macbook and insulting my iBook. Happy?!

It is just so unbelievable, and as much as I hate it, I can’t bring myself to totally reject too. It is an engineering marvel, and the epitome of consumer notebooks in this segment, which beats other XP notebooks head down. But not only does it leave them in dust, it also leaves my iBook in dust.

I should have waited. I knew Apple was going to switch to Intel chips soon, but I did not anticipate soon being so soon. I thought it was going to be like the end of this year, and when it is released it is going to be preposterously expensive, but I was wrong. Totally wrong. It is not the slightest bit expensive, the entry model starting at just $1,800 plus. And not to mention a 1.83GHz chip. Oh damn Apple for releasing it so soon. Yes, I know that I can never keep up with technology and the ever-changing models, but could you have given my iBook like maybe a year to shine before the replacement comes?

From this post onwards, I WANT NOBODY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT THE MACBOOK EVER AGAIN. I do not want my iBook to feel inferior. I do not want to be disappointed and frustrated at my silly decision last December. I just want you all (especially Weng and Mu Yao) to shut your bloody trap about the Macbook thing. Go purchase it all you like and I don’t give a damn, but do not ever show it in my face lest I whack it on the ground. (Oh shucks, there’s hard disk protection…so I can only damage the exterior and not your information, and one year warranty!)

Whatever it is, Macbook is cursed. To the core. What can I say? The Intel family is complete.
Ian

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Kelong tip at Batam

Yet another seemingly interminable post after a long period of absence from blogging. Well, this time round, I have many things to talk about, from the happy to the frustrated.

From the 12 to 14 (Friday to Sunday), I went on a short, relaxing holiday to Batam, Indonesia. (This explains me not attending the meet-the-parents session.) But I did not stay in a comfortable hotel, instead, my family and I camped in a kelong for 3 days, together with other close families whom my parents are friends with. The kelong belongs to a missionary who runs his ministry in a village at Batam, so occasionally he will open his cosy kelong to earn some extra bucks. However, he stays in Singapore. It was truly an eye-opener and I experienced a different life-style, one that is slow, peaceful and calm.

We took a boat ride from Harbourfront to our destination, after which we transferred to a small mini bus which was home to a few houseflies, then finally we took a slow 1 hour journey onboard another boat to reach the kelong. It is located in one of the many pockets of islands in the middle of the ocean.



And this is how the living room looks like, all made from good sturdy waterproof wood of course:



It's not all that old-fashioned ok...there is water piped in from mainland, electricity from generators, proper taps, toilet bowls, showers, beds, mattresses, lights, fan, and even a wind propeller thingy to generate extra electricity when it is windy (usually before a storm). Cool.



The main purpose of that trip was actually to fish, and there was no fixed planned itinerary. A large part of the day was spent lazing around, eating or chatting. It was more of a time of 'catching-up' with people, expecially my close friend since young, Joshua. He's currently studying in ACS (I) and is in the IB. Smart kid he is. And in the same boat as me too: we both cannot do pull-ups. His reason? I've got a heavy bottom body.

For a more visual impact, I thought it would be good to show him combing the shores for anything interesting:



There was this two young twins too, very jocular, lively, energetic and cute, albeit with this unusual habit and tendency to poke, jump and touch people. One of them rubbed his butt on my butt and tickled me and supposedly touched another girl...(which part I shall not say), without knowing what the consequence of his action was. Luckily, and thankfully, the other twin is more reserved and controlled.

It was hard trying to get them to pose for this picture, but just to show how lovable they look:



Also, I met this new friend who is sec 2 who coincidentally is also studying in VS! His name is Andrew, an extremely benign, approachable and friendly guy who sadly isn’t that tall.

He, I must say, is an avid angler, who would gladly devote his time the whole day to patiently wait in front of a long rod for the gentlest tug on his line, after which he would beam in happiness and excitedly reel up the line carefully to see his catch. His knowledge about marine life is also surprising at his age. And a sadist to some extent too, I must say, for he would catch all sorts of wonderful live baits to lure in the fishes.



We went to the shore and collected a bottle of small crabs and clams, and he would then shake the poor crabs unconscious and scare the living daylights out of the lives, before carefully puncturing the long curved metal hook up the crab's ass, where some disgusting liquid would then squirt out. After adjusting it firmly into place, he would swing his rod violently and the crab would fly in the air with a sudden rush of adrenaline (I believe).

Occasionally, Andrew would scream in disappointment when the crab disintegrates in air due to the force. Oh poor thing...

I, on the other hand, did not participate much in fishing, for fishing had never been my passion. In fact, my dad bought some rods particularly for this event. But through this trip, I had at least learnt the basics of that pastime, and discovered that it is exceedingly easy for the line to get tangled up with the wooden sticks and nets.

It paid off though, as I caught a few fishes in the process. They are remarkably slimy and squishy to deal with when you want to take out the hook from the fish's mouth after observing that keeping it any longer would just result in its tragic dead, and it would not make good dinner either. They would disobediently jump around gasping for air, spraying you with droplets of sea water.



But this is not to say that all fishes there are the bony petite ones. There were a few big catches too. This fish below was what we had for dinner, and it was deliciously tasty.



Which brings me to the food, the major highlight and me and my dad's most enjoyed part of the trip. To wrap it up in a word, the food was AMAZING. There were superb cooks there...the workers the missionary hired. Naturally, we had much seafood, especially those juicy, sweet crabs. The only thing I didn't like was that the crabs were either 'full of shit' (as what Andrew says) or it's 'messy inside'. Indeed, it was hard to fish out the soft crab meat with all the hard shells and the various parts of the body intruding here and there. But the taste was worth the trouble. We also had prawns, sotong and gong-gong...

As they say, a picture speaks a thousand words, so I've got 3000 words here to fully explain just how appetizing the food is. This is what we had for lunch on the first day just after we arrived:



And this for dinner...there's some barbequed stuff...



And this palatable last lunch we consumed before leaving...



On the last day, just to make full use of the kelong and its surroundings, we (the children) went for a short sampan ride and then followed by a swim in the sea.



I brought back a surface cut by the barnacles when attempting to climb up some rubber tyres to reach the kelong, but to no avail. Instead, I pressed my leg down on the sharp barnacles strudded on the wood, resulting in a flap of skin torn away, and a 2 cm by 1 cm cut. Nevertheless, I had fun swimming with Andrew and Joshua.

At night, my mum so happened to spot a spider with it's magnificently crafted web. Using flash, I captured its complicatedly puzzling work perfectly. Never before had I seen such complexity from a spider.



The whole trip was a peaceful and slow-paced one which benefitted me. Sometimes, in our busy and hectic lives, we just need to stop, stand back and deliberately make time for these activites which would allow you to step out of the rat race for a while.



Finally, the sunrise. Demarcating the night from day.
Ian

Wednesday, May 3, 2006

It just works

Yes, the almighty Mac again.

Check out this web page: http://www.apple.com/getamac/

Do check out all the articles inside, and they are bound to influence you to get a Mac, I'm serious.

Go on, copy this link and paste it on INTERNET EXPLORER 6...yup...and soon your internet explorer will be SAFARI on your new Mac.
Ian