Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Prisoners and the clever people

They gaze out of the Windows, and what they see is a bright future...a Vista of freedom, a pleasing view, but viewed through a long narrow opening.

In front of that window, it is new, fresh, interesting, exciting, a time of revolution and change. They want to break free from this window, to be able to reach that freedom, but there are metal bars which run across the window vertically, just like in a prison.

And inside, its .dll hell. The living condition is so bad that the people are all exposed to viruses, and they are made to work like Trojans, till the point that they crash.

These are the criminals.

But the righteous people are outside this window, into the land of freedom, each owning Tigers. MACdonalds are what they indulge in, and they definitely do have an iLife. They have perfect iSight too. People in the prison converse in MS-DOS, but the intelligent free people outside converse in the profound Unix language. In fact, so free are they that they have a nickname: Free BSD. B for best, S for super, D for delightful.

Their lives do not crash, it is always so stable and secure. Things that they demand can be found instantly and all it takes is for them to switch on their Spotlight to search those dark corners.

But, soon, the people in the prison gets jealous. They want to break free too. And they did manage to break the bars. Some of them could escape out into the land of freedom, and when they knew how far behind they were, they copied the clever people.

Innovation is something they do not have, they only know imitation. Blatantly. And stupidly. The prisoners just copied. Without a hint of guilty conscience.

Next year spring, the clever people will change their Tigers into Leopards. Next year spring, the prisoners will get to own Tigers, or rather, crude imitations of Tiger, called Vista.

But no matter what, they still come from inside that window, they have their roots in .dll, and nothing will change this.

Hence, we have Windows Vista from Bill Gates. While Steve Jobs has beautiful OS X 10.5 Leopard.


Would you want to be a prisoner or a clever person? Make the right choice today.

Hasta la vista, Vista. Leopards run faster than you.

Or for that matter, Tigers too.
Ian

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Summing it all up

“We discovered [that] some Sony batteries in PowerPC-based PowerBooks and iBooks do not meet Apple's standards for safety and performance. ”

Yes, Apple had its major notebook battery recall so very recently, a move similar to Dell not too long ago. When I first heard it, I got worried at the name iBook. But thankfully I’m not affected. It’s the 12 inches they are recalling, mine is the larger 14 inch. Anyway, this news shocked me…I thought Apple wouldn’t be so careless as to make such a mistake. But then again, its Sony that’s to blame for supplying those batteries.

So all you Mac users out there owning a 12 inch iBook, PowerBook and 15 inch PowerBook, go pluck out your battery this instant lest you want your white machine to be reduced to ashes.

Do you notice that nowadays laptops are more susceptible to blow-ups? We are putting in more advanced and power hungry chips inside, yet reducing the thickness of the machine, hence there is less space for proper air circulation, and fire evolving from the keyboard is not a thing of the past anymore, however rare it may be.

Just this week, Digital Life ran an article on the latest Core 2 Duo chips, and boy it did take me by surprise. They are released so soon?! Haha…but I can’t comment on it, unless I have used it before. Just 2 years ago, if you were to purchase a desktop, it would be a Pentium 4, or a Centrino or Celeron for a notebook. Now, the choices are varied.

Intel Xeon, Pentium D, Intel Core Duo, Intel Core 2 Duo, Intel Centrino Duo, Intel Itanium 2, AMD Athlon 64 bit, AMD Opteron, AMD Sempron, AMD Turion…the list goes on and on…

In fact, I bet you, by next year, you’ll never see Pentium 4’s anymore, with the occasional exception in under $1000 Dells and probably Esys budget computers.

Mr Brown sure has never ending brain juices. His creativity is just amazing. Recently, I got to hear his “harmless podcast”, and I promise you it was so funny that I had to stop my work on PowerPoint to laugh. Go get that one…brilliantly harmless.

Along with creativity and innovation, he is daring too, or at least, to mock PM in such a condescending manner. But then again, if the government does decide to somehow restrict his podcasts, they will be tormented by our protests and unhappiness. So somehow they would rather assume that we’re downloading them for the quick laughs and not the political message (if there’s any).

Pluto has been stripped of its status of being a planet! The Planet Definitions Committee has officially labeled it as a dwarf planet! Textbooks have got to be rewritten, and all encyclopedias are outdated.

It is also not true that mars will be the biggest this Sunday! The mars scandal has been circulating for 3 years, and it was true in 2003, but today, it’s just a hoax. So don’t bother bringing out your telescopes or cameras to gaze the sky this Sunday midnight.

You think PowerPoint is the only most advanced and easy-to-use software to create professional presentations? I’ll prove the whole class wrong this Monday with my first ever school project presentation created on Apple’s Keynote. I promise you the 3D slide transitions will leave everyone in awe and disbelief. Solid impeccable animation guaranteed. But, for all you pee-cee users out there, Keynote is strictly an iWork software, which means availability only for Macintoshes. Thank you Weng for that wonderful provision!

Print screen below:


Yeah! Chinese is officially my most hated subject! Got a B3, 66, but nevertheless, this result is not an accurate reflection of my attitude towards hua wen. I did considerably okay.

I don’t care if Cheena is going to rise up and be bigger than the west, or if I go there next time not knowing how to speak proper cheenise, because all I know is that I detest the Chinese language education system here, to the core.

So bias, so one-sided, so conservative. All they talk about in comprehensions are the greatness of PAP, how we should never leave the country, how computer games are TOTALLY bad for you, how we should not do anything but study all day long…ai ya I tell you, I’M UTTERLY SICK AND TIRED of these disgusting propaganda passages.

Try expressing an opposing view in comprehensions and be prepared to get a zero. Even if that’s what you honestly think and feel. How ironic is that. You get marked down for your honesty. What is damned MOE trying to imply? Next, Chinese passages say that everything that happens bad in Singapore is due to the western culture: xi fang wen hua. Xi fang your ass lah. Yet, ironically, they acknowledge that Singapore is a diverse society. That means that there will be a mix of cultures right? Then why the hell do you say that all you want is the east and nothing to do with the west? Got to have both right? Balance right? Stupid, imbecile Chinese teachers who can’t think straight.

Well, lastly, if you do happen to read my blog, please, please, leave me a tag to assure me that this blog is not me writing to myself. And a big thank you to people like Zeng An who actually bothers to scroll through my wordy posts and like them.

Oh, and Scream Out Loud! turns 1 on 14 September! Be prepared for a major change!
Ian

Saturday, August 19, 2006

He is...

He is the King of Kings.
He is the Lord of Lords.
He is the lover of my soul.
He is my all.
He is my everything.
He is my saviour.
He is my gracious redeemer.
He is the planner of my life.
He is my closest friend.
He is my father.
He is my shelter.
He is my helper.
He is the mighty one.
He is the omnipresent one.
He is the maker of my life.
He is my King of majesty.
He is my refuge.
He is my comforter.
He is the unchanging one.
He is my teacher.
He is my light.

He is my God.

Who is He to you?
Ian

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Time can't wait

Sometimes things just happen too fast. Like lightning.

Before we can even bid an official farewell to a long-serving helper who has carried out its duty for 12 years, it has left our society, and vanished into thin air.

That helper has earned a place in our hearts and I remember the helper as the faithful one who never lets me down.

It’s so tragic. Disappearance without saying a final goodbye. Swept away and replaced by a meaner, faster helper.

IT’S THE POOR POWERPC CHIPS!!!!

How could you just abandon us like that and give in to the Intel Core Duos? It’s so saddening. But you are still cherished dearly by me, G4. At least you still power my baby’s insides.

The final revolution is complete. The new Mac Pro replaces the wonderful Power Mac G5s, with its impressive two 2.66GHz Dual-Core Intel Xeon "Woodcrest" processors. 64 bit computing. Exterior wise, only the Mac lover can tell apart.

It is a mean, fast, bad machine. IT CAN TAKE UP TO 16 GB RAM!! 4 Firewire ports in all…4 hard disk slots…and the Xeon is needed as the Core Duos wouldn’t provide such rapid speed, I guess. I was anticipating a Core Duo 2 chip instead. Maybe in the near future.

Well, what to do, the move is done. And soon we’ve got to bid another goodbye to Tiger, as it paves the way for Leopard, another great OS I’m expecting. But I wonder if my 1.42 G4 can support Leopard’s processing demands.

Oh, and Mac Pro is not officially known to be a personal computer, but a workstation. That says a lot about its capabilities.

Mac Pro, MacBook, MacBook Pro, iMac, Mac Mini…the unbeatable lineup luring customers into Apple Centres.

Well, I miss the Gs!
Ian

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Ultraviolet

For the first time in my life, I saw Planetshakers. Haha, at the Ultraviolet concert organised by FCBC. Went with Yiling, Althea and Jourdan. Not really a big fan of Planetshakers; I would appreciate it more if Hillsong or United could come down instead. But nevertheless, despite me not knowing any of the songs they performed, it was a good time praising the Lord. Oh, before that we went to Althea's house to play badminton, and they had a fun time teasing me and Yiling. "The couple"...as they would always say...


Ultraviolet was more of an evangelistic kinda thing, and I guess sometimes the Christian youths need to gather together and be as one. I really enjoyed myself, though the rock worship isn't something particularly appealing to my ususal worship style. The crowd was a crazy bunch yearning for God, the whole MAX Pavilion was filled, and indeed it was great for everyone to experience the presence of God.

Indeed, Christianity is not just about going to church, it is not just simply praying, or reading Bible stories, but it is giving your all, your everything, no matter how little it may be, it is about giving your LIFE to the creator of you.

The very person who made you wants to be your closest friend. How magnificent can that ever be? But in order for that special relationship to develop, you've gotta lay down your life and dedicate it to Him.

And I promise you life will never be boring and you will never ever feel lonely anymore, for the grace and love of God will descend upon you.

He never fails you and me.
Ian

Sunday, August 6, 2006

Alfian Sa’at’s Homesick

As part of the Singapore Theatre Festival from 2 to 20 August, W!ld Rice has organised a series of well crafted plays written by professional and widely acclaimed playwrights. This inaugural festival commences with Alfian Sa’at’s Homesick.

As part of our Language Arts enrichment programme, I had the opportunity to catch this film yesterday, together with virtually the whole class. And I never regretted watching this stupendously intellectual play.


Initially I thought it would be yet another SARS docu-drama depicting the efficiency of the government in tackling the whole saga, but I was wrong, to my utmost surprise. The story revolves around the Koh family, which is disintegrated and littered all around the world. Their father in Singapore was suspected of contracting SARS and was hospitalised, so their mother gathers the family back home. A ten day quarantine was unfortunately issued to them all, so they used this chance to discuss about issues regarding Singapore, our national identity and our views on foreign talents and racism. SARS was nothing more than a backdrop.

The play itself was more towards the controversial side, so I was surprised that it actually passed the censors. Well, perhaps this is yet another example illustrating that the government has indeed broadened to accept the notion that opposing viewpoints are necessary in cultivating a nation which participates in active discussion. Just as Singapore wants to promote national identity, unitedness and togetherness, this play, to a certain extent, actually does the opposite, by crumbling the forged identity as one which we think we have. So it did set me thinking: why then did the government allow this play?

There was a part of the play which mentioned that Singapore does not exist, and Singaporean, our culture, our tradition, are all a fallacy. We are just being deceived by PAP. After all, nobody is truly Singaporean because all our ancestors came from the surrounding countries eons ago. It is quite real, come to think of it.

Singaporean is just a term used to distinguish us from people who live in China, or Malaysia, or India; it is just a term which represents a small island contaminated by an infiltration of yellows, whites and blacks; it is just a term printed on our passports and birth certificates which has no deeper emotional meaning other than its superficial administrative use; it is simply a term to refer to ignorant, brainless people under the control of an autocratic leadership that wipes their buttocks after shitting and feeds cereal into their mouths.

Singapore is nothing more than an island which perceives it is a city; it is just a piece of small useless land where people inhabit; it is just a territory which produces results from foreign talents, and then blatantly claims that Singapore is an achieving country, when in reality, it is the country of the foreigners that deserves credit.

For example, the preposterously talented table tennis player Li Jia Wei, which was “imported” over from China, can never ever win a gold medal when competing against China, for the simple reason that China is her home country, and no one will ever be willing to beat one’s own country of birth especially when representing a foreign country. Without people like Li, what will Singapore deteriorate into? Singapore will be reduced to ashes if these outsiders do not enter. By itself, as an entity, Singapore is hopeless, utterly pathetic. And it doesn’t help when the cream of the crop, the intelligent doctors, lawyers and businessman are all fleeing to other countries because of our stifling government.

There was a very strong point brought up in the play, about foreigners. We detest them, to be truthful, we scorn at the sight of a black patch in a high class place, we do not want to sit near them on the bus or the MRT unless there are no more seats except the one beside them. We think that they are only meant to reside in construction sites. I am guilty of this too. We are not treating them with equality. The government can do whatever they please to them, be it let them work in the hot sun or live in cramped container houses, and they are not afraid to do so, because they are not Singapore citizens, thus they are not eligible to vote, so they ultimately do not affect the mandate of the PAP during general elections. Based on this, the government can abuse their control over them, and this is not too healthy.

But then again, to give a balanced view, it is this selfish government who dislikes opposition voices, it is this government who aims to “fix” the opposition, it is this government who spoon feeds us everything, that has resulted in Singapore today: peaceful, safe and supposedly prosperous. However much we hate the fact that we cannot express perspectives contrary to that of the PAP, we must still acknowledge that this silencing of our mouths is the exact reason why tranquility persists in our multiracial society. This very dominant authority that we question is the authority that gels and keeps the fabric of society intact. Hence, because of this, we should still give PAP its due credit.

The initial perception that the average Singaporean has about Singapore is that it is an almost flawless country, ruled by a fair and just government, where people are free and happy. Or at least that is the one sided view that education imparts to the younger generation. By giving a biased standpoint, it is obstructing the very quality it hopes to instill in students: creativity and inquisitiveness. Had it not been for Homesick, I would not have been discerning enough to realise things from another view.

So, are we demanding too much from our government? Do we expect a perfect government? Sometimes I think we are, just because our basic needs have been met, we start to get bitchy and complain and criticize about anything we can find fault in. But then again, Singapore is a progressive country, which implies that we always seek to improve. So is it too much to ask for a government which can trust us more and realise that maturity has developed? I think it is time we be more liberal. In time to come people will understand that they are not receiving the full picture. As Tan Tarn How has mentioned, we should never wait till we are fully mature before becoming liberal.

Lastly, there was this very daring and brave idea about us living in one man’s dream. One man who began it all. We are just tools for that one man to manipulate to fulfill his aspirations. And when we try to scream in that dream, we get silenced. (If you still do not get it, the one man is Lee Kuan Yew, and the silencing is censorship.) Good for you if you abide by his dream, but if you disagree with his dream, then that’s where you migrate.

By the way, Singapore is not the very least democratic. It just tells its citizens it is. Real democracy is the ability to shout out your thoughts without going to bed every night with the fear that the next day you will be reprimanded.

So if you are interested to understand the complete picture, go catch Alfian Sa’at’s Homesick. A remarkably outstanding production bound to make you reconsider all that you’ve ever believed.

Extremely thought-provoking.
Ian

Wednesday, August 2, 2006

Reserved

Well, after about half a year of getting around the Macintosh with OS X, one can get real bitchy about stuff. The interest in Tiger dies down significantly, after we get bored of all those eye candy and cool stuff.

It is then that we begin to find fault with the OS and it can get real mean sometimes...

Ok, look at the picture below:


This is called the DOCK. It is simply shortcut icons for certain programmes, activating at a click, which can get irritating sometimes when you accidentally click on it unintentionally. By default, it is positioned at the bottom of the screen.

However, it can also be configured to be positioned on the left of the screen:


And the right as well:


And here comes the interesting bit: bottom, yes. Left, yes. Right, yes.

Top? NO.

Reason? The top is reserved for THE ALMIGHTY BLUE APPLE! Take a close look on the top left hand corner:


Haha...but well, my interest in Mac has not died down just yet. In fact, it is increasing by the day. Today, I just learnt how to get about using Automator, 1 of the 150 new features added in by the innovative guys at Apple into Tiger.

It is a quick and easy software, often obscure, but very handy. Go try it.

Oh, and one last thing I've learnt today: Macs DO not start up, but ultimately, they still DON'T crash.
Ian